'I already have a name for her in mind. It's Gogu.'
'Hi, Karen. John told me to give this to you.'
'And you used the money to get back'
'your mom's jewellery which was pawned.'
'Your mom must have been thrilled, right?'
'Now you also had the means to earn money.'
'So you decided to leave your parents' house, right?'
'Yes, the apartment where you will live with your boyfriend.'
'Mom, I thought'
'you liked Chuck.'
'Centre-spread plus cover.'
'10,000 dollars for the freaking Penthouse Pet of the Month.'
'So, that was that.'
'Birth of the Sunny Leone!'
'Yes, it was.'
'I must say, a star is born.'
'A star needs a special name.'
'The name of the child'
'should begin with the letter K.'
'Sunny.'
Sorry, sir. I am really sorry.
Sorry!
What are you sorry for?
You just did what you normally do.
What did you do? Come on.
What did you do?
Screw up. - Here you go. Now, clean up.
Ma'am.
Oh, this is a mess.
Where is William Brandt's tax return files?
It should be here.
It's not.
These are the files that Cathy gave me.
And so I thought... - You started thinking. Well, that's a start.
Please leave.
Jenny, can you make sure that she doesn't get any duties
that need my immediate attention?
She is a disaster.
Just let her bring me coffee.
She is good at that.
Bro, being single in LA sucks.
Because everywhere you look, there are people hooking up, making out
shoving their tongues down each other's throats
making you feel like a deprived third world nation.
So what does a single guy in LA do to cope?
What I always do, bro.
What I always do.
Darn!
Hello. - I told you to just get me a coffee from Vida,
not from Brazil. - Yeah, I am on my way.
Where, Brazil? - No, I am at the coffee shop. There is a long line
Searing hot Americano, two spoons of milk.
Excuse me! I have a psycho boss.
Can I get a searing hot Americano
with just two scoops
of milk? Two spoons of milk.
What's up, Sunny? - Nothing much. You tell me, what's up, Sunny?
Where are you?
Taxi.
Dude, where is it?
Wow! What a year!
George Bush becomes president of the United States
and my sweet older sister becomes Penthouse Pet of the Month.
God save America, right?
Wait a second. What are you doing here?
What am I doing here? What are you doing here?
Oh, no!
I think he is... - From dad's office.
This is unbelievable. - Will you just...
I cannot believe this is happening. - Just shut up and let's go.
Why did they have to print so many of these magazines?
Forget that. Why did you have to take my name?
I told you, they asked me
and since you were calling, I just said your name.
And who is this Leone?
Leone is a monster that will unleash
if mom and dad see this.
Oh, no.
I got to get this.
Hi, Linda. - Where the hell are you?
Yeah, I am really sorry I left.
I had a family emergency,
and my mom got into an accident.
Yeah, bad.
I will be back as soon as I can.
Dude, that's it.
I'm calling my agent and telling him, I cannot do this anymore.
I can't go to every stall and start pulling magazines of the shelf.
Whoa! You are doing more of these shoots?
"They say,"
"Girl, it's like you know just what you do... Oh, it's true..."
"You are the only one who could have got this done."
"Why would I hide the truth?"
"It's true, true, true."
"I knew this would happen, people will stop at nothing."
"But why would I care about anyone?"
"Baby, I am hot. I got"
"what everyone wants in life. So fly..."
"I follow my heart, I follow my..."
"Baby, that's how and maybe that is why and you know what?"
"You know what? I am so hot, so hot."
"I will tell you that I've always looked up to the sky."
"Oh, so high..."
'I never have a doubt, I never cared about."
'I made my own rules."
'Oh, my..."
"It's a bit spicy, not everyone would like it."
"After all, it's my life story."
"Baby, I am hot. I got"
"what everyone wants were capital bonds and I'm so glad..."
Let's go.
Listen to me.
Can I ask you something? - Yeah.
Have you won a lottery?
I mean, do you really think
that maybe...
That's what I was thinking.
How can a girl who works in a tax firm as a receptionist,
make her dad so happy
in such a short time?
Dad, I am more than a receptionist there.
And remember, I also do modelling assignments sometimes.
Which I never saw.
Yeah, because it's all the way in the middle-east and...
You know, they don't come here.
"Burning like fire, steeled in my desire,"
"I keep on flying higher."
"Burning like fire, steeled in my desire."
"I keep on flying higher, baby... I got"
'what everyone wants, what everyone wants in life, so fly."
"I follow my heart, I follow my..."
"Baby, that's how and maybe that is why..."
"And you know why? You know why? You know what?"
"I am so hot. I got"
'what everyone wants, what everyone wants in life, so fly."
"I follow my heart, I follow my..."
"Baby, that's how and maybe that is why"
"and you know what? You know what?"
"So hot, so hot..."
"I got what everyone wants, what everyone wants in life..."
"Baby..."
"You know what?"
"So hot, so hot..."
Mom, just choose one or the other one.
Or you can choose both if you want.
My Gogu.
My child.
Mom, everyone is watching.
So what?
These foreigners don't feel embarrassed kissing in public.
But you feel embarrassed when I hug you.
Anyway, help me here.
Your grandma is coming from India next Sunday.
We have to go to your aunt's house.
Tell me which bangle will make your aunt more jealous.
I don't know. Just choose any.
Gogu, you are not helping me here.
You help me, ma'am.
If you were my husband's sister,
seeing me wear which of these bangles
would make you feel more jealous like
you would want to kill me yourself?
This one or this one?
This one, without a doubt.
This one? Thank you. It's final. - Yes.
Okay, mom. I got to go to work. - Okay, listen.
Today, give Linda a hug on my behalf.
Why?
Simply because after you started working with her,
we have become financially stable to come here and plan
to make your aunt jealous.
And you are asking me why. My Gogu.
Give us the bill, please.
It's hard work.
I don't want to talk about it.
Okay.
How is Chuck?
I think he is cheating on me.
What?
He is having a deep, meaningful relationship with
Prince of Persia.
Playstation!
Yeah.
Hasn't he found a job yet? - In order to get a job,
he would have to peel himself off the couch, stop drinking beer
and change his underwear.
But screw him.
Tell me, how is dorm life treating you?
Poorly.
I never felt so poor in my life.
Oh my God. Baby brother, you are so cute.
So, you will club with my agent?
You know, a funny thing happened the other day.
You remember Pete?
Yes, stinky Pete.
Pete lent Ron his Penthouse copy, the one they have you on the cover,
for a few days. - That's gross!
And Ron's mom found it,
and threw it straight in the garbage.
So Pete asked Ron to pay for it.
Ron told him to get lost.
So, Pete hit him straight on the nose.
Oh, man. That's funny.
I told him, 'Ron dude, you could have just asked me.'
'I would have gotten you like signed pictures.'
Excuse me!
You have to pay to interview Sunny.
Leone, please. I need you to specify.
Sorry.
Hey, that's not a bad idea actually.
What? - Listen.
How about you sign me some
autograph headshots?
And I could sell them
to frustrated people like Ron
to make a few extra bucks.
Are you serious? Did you just say that out loud
or is there something in my coffee?
Okay, come on. Like I know it sounds a bit weird.
But think about it this way
Like Rob Bianchi will still make the same money he is doing anyway.
But it's like Sunny Leone's brother
can alone make few extra bucks
and maybe buy this girl he likes a valentine's day gift.
Wow! You sound so desperate.
I mean, come on, please. You don't know how poor I am.
Oh, my poor little brother.
Okay, I will think about it.
Yes. - I didn't say yes yet.
I mean, please, man. You don't know how difficult it is to be poor.
I have something for you.
Here is 20 bucks.
Buy yourself a sandwich.
Always keep 5 dollars in your wallet.
And some gas in the car.
I am not too proud to take this, you know. I will take it.
I know you are not.
Your brother must be applauded.
People kill in the name of honour.
Whereas your brother is exploiting
the family's honour commercially.
So, you are saying,
and that too on national television
that killing someone in the name of honour
is better than selling your sister's autographed pictures.
And
that's not against the law, by the way.
In my opinion, there isn't much of a difference between the two.
After all, both those things are wrong.
Wow! Thank God everyone doesn't think like you.
Otherwise honour killings
would have been on the rise.
I would certainly want to interview your brother someday.
This would be very interesting.
Well, you should.
His answers would be better than mine.
But I don't think that will be so good for you.
That depends on what he says and what he says depends on what I ask.
Hey, how was your day?
You know you're still sitting in the same spot
as this morning, right?
There is something on the table for you.
'Sir, today is the 1st.'
'My salary? - Salary!'
'What salary?'
'With all the damages you've done,'
'you owe me 15 dollars.'
'Cough up the money and get back to work.'
What!
Hello. Hey, there. - Hello.
Come in.
Ready to go for the movie, dear?
Yeah, give me two minutes.
Come on, hurry up. - Okay.
One moment. - Chuck, can you come upstairs, please?
Didn't she look scared?
Why did you make movie plans with dad?
He called and you weren't home, as usual.
I was working as usual.
I don't. That's why when he asked, I said yes.
Sorry for not checking with you.
You could have just picked up the phone.
I can do one thing by myself. Come on. - Oh, God.
What is Penthouse Pet of the Year?
Yeah, so it's basically is... - In Hindi, please.
Every month
a girl is on the cover and centre-fold.
And she is called the Penthouse Pet.
The girl who is on the best cover, centre-fold
wins Penthouse Pet of the Year.
Oh!
You mean you have won the National Award of the porn magazine.
Linda, your next client Karenjit Vohra is here to see you.
Send her in.
Hi.
- Karenjit.
Yes.
Karenjit Vohra. - That's right.
Hi.
You used to work for me.
Yeah, I did.
Please take a seat. - Thanks.
So, what can I get you?
How about
a searing hot Americano with just
two spoons of milk?